1 - I guess my gender disqualifies me, and I am defo not handsome! :p But, let me know what kind of html hell you're in, and I might be able to help out :D (Comment this)
2 - Ohh, my bad. I AM an equal opportunity employer ;) My problem is that I want THAT blog to look like this one, but I don't want (and don't know how?) to start from scratch, so I've been altering the pre-existing template, but it ain't going so well :( (Comment this)
3 - Ohhhh, THAT blog...I didn't see the link :$. You might want to google the term "blogger templates" and you will defo find something that is close. And I'll also try to figure out how Blogger templates are written, so we get this beauty going over there :) (Comment this)
4 - I did! I spent hours searching for the perfect template, but there was always something I needed to change. So now, I have several templates saved, and I need to combine a little bit of each to get the final version I want. I might be emailing you soon, but you seem to be MIA :( (Comment this)
5 - Ohhhh, you can email me anytime, even when I am MIA. Yeah, I saw some of those templates after I submitted the above comment...not quite your style... (Comment this)