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Why men should marry female bloggers
This is NOT a new post, But I thought, that in the spirit of me getting married soon, I would bump it up to the top of my list... Maybe someone else will be as lucky! This was originally posted July 28th 2006, almost 2 years ago!
--- Original post below ---
In Response to Jad "Shouldn't marry a female blogger" and Khalidah's "Shouldn't marry a male blogger" ... I write this ...

!! This post is continuously Updated !!
- First time she says I love you would be on a special post only for you
- She would secretly comment that she loves you on your blog
- She will go on posting pictures of flowers and babies on her blog for you
- She will indulge you with tons of poetry about how great you are
- If she gets mad, you will know before you get home.
- If she's mad, she will say on her blog what she wants as a reconciliation
- She's guaranteed to increase your daily hits by at least 20%
- If you go to Jail, she will start a "Free YOU" campaign posting your pictures everywhere, and urges everyone to do the same
- You will never forget an occasion or an anniversary, because they're always nicely organized on her Calendar for the next 35 years
- You will get a reminder 4, 3, 2 and 1 weeks in advance before an occasion. Then on a daily bases. The reminders stop "Auto-magically" when you get the gift
- Everything that she likes or wants is already on her "Wish list"
- You know how she feels about your folks from her posts. So you can fix it
- You know what her mom thinks of you from her posts, so you can fix it
- You know how you scored last night, so you can "work on your style"
- You know EXACTLY what she likes, hates or gets her irritated
- You would know upfront If she's going to have a headache. So you can plan your night
- If she did something wrong she would apologize to you in a post that is archived for a lifetime.
- You can further document her apology by posting a track-back and a commentary on y our own blog
- All the ladies that visit her blog, love you
- All the men that visit her blog are so jealous of you
- All the men that visit her blog hate their wives because she's better
- She brags about you all the time
- When she has nothing to talk about, she posts your pictures from the honeymoon
- She checks your blog daily to know what you wanna have for dinner
- She knows if you're happy with her from your last post
- She would come to your defence if someone bad mouthed you in anyway
- She'll always try to find you a cheaper host for your blog
- If your sick or away, she'll do all the maintenance for your blog
- Your blog looks much nicer now after she cleaned all those banners and changed colors. You can even smell vanilla when you open it
- You get 20% hits referred from her blog
- Remember that one time you took off your jacket because she was cold? Yep .. She blogged it
- She'll download and try new recipes from other blogs, and then post pictures of her experiment with details on what went good, what went bad and how to make it better
- She's sweeter in real life
- If she's away or if you're away, you know exactly what she's been doing
- She'll make cute posts that make no sense to anyone else but you
- Your next birthday is going to have a Webcast
- Your wedding invitations are all free e-vites, she doesn't want to waste money on that
- You get a detailed spreadsheet of all the expenses so you're not surprised before you get the Credit card statement. With a nice, "Reject charges" button next to each item
- You look much thinner on her site
- All your comments on her site appear in shimmering gold color with ribbons and hearts all over it
- You run an online poll to see if it's good time to have a baby, you must agree with the majority you know
- Any big decision can be resolved with the FACTS, Statistics and online polls
- You're poor, ugly and bold and fat, yet she adores you because of how you thinks and how you get a lot of hits
- She starts a love chain letter in your name that dooms anyone who doesn't forward it with eternal misery
- She gets over Jealous by other female comments on your blog, and to keep you "focused" on her, she gives you a HUGE treat so you can NEVER look out
- She would be so smart that she would come up with a convention for blogging about upcoming surprises in posts that you are not supposed to read. Honor system is strictly applied.
- She hates shopping, it takes too much of her "blogging" time
- She doesn't nag AT ALL, she just puts a single post about the matter
- She has a GREAT way to convince you, "do the dishes, or pictures of the sink would be posted on the blog when you wake up"
- Her idea of a romantic evening is: Candles, roses, chocolate, each one of you on his laptop blogging how amazing the night is
- Best way to start the day? Coffee and reading your blog
- She looks so surprised when you blog about the things that she already know about
- She makes you a nice "feel good meal" when you have a bad blog day
- she wont complain of you spending too much time on your blog and your (contributed by Jano)
What else guys? can you help add to the list?








Memories....
awwww! isn't this sweet!
Makes you not wanna marry but a blogger! SO. Guys? who's available? LOL
dude, that's an e-marriage, the whole blogosphere is to get polluted if such stuff happen, use IMs, Phones, or just have secret blog that only two of you can use ;)
awwwwwwwwwwwwww! this is tooo cute. I like how you think Qwaider ;)
Ohhhhhhh
Too good to be true???
Iman, now you know why I think that Qwaider will make a wonderful husband ... sa7?
right, Qwaider? :D
Hey so Qwaider, let me ask you ... (thanks!)...What is the one thing that would attract you to a female blogger? What is it that would make you intuitively type her address before you type your own? What makes you keep coming back to her blog? What makes you comment on her blog? And finally, are you suffering from any of those currently? If so, what's the address so I can say...awwwww! :D
Guys, really thanks for the light hearted posts ... everything was starting to become so freaking depressing! thanks again ...
Now back to why Qwaider is too good to be true? and which blogger Qwaider wants to merge with :D
That's just toooooo cute :D
and they live happily everafter in the "Blog world"
You might be the best lover ... and the worst at the same time
To all of you ... Karen, Jano, Hadeel, Danah, Hamede, One in Million, Batir, Shaden, Iman, Khalidah, Linda, Dot One ....
Thanks for the awesome comments
To Answer you Iman, all I need is "bint 7alal" everything else, doesn't matter
What a list!!! That's GREAt - I love those points!! GREAT JOB Qwaider!! :)
THIS IS FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!
qwaider ya3ni jd what can i say, i loved this post lol
تحشييييييييييش
بس حلوه :)
You get 20% hits referred from her blog …well I think this post did the tick, at least the 20% part ; )
She hates shopping, it takes too much of her "blogging" time …wishful thinking Q didn't you hear of shopping on line ; )
Her idea of a romantic evening is: Candles, roses, chocolate, each one of you on his laptop blogging how amazing the night is…..Now Q this is sad !! instead of living life they blog about it ..I'm worried about you.
kl elbanat bet7ebbak ... kl elbanat 7elween :-)
fazeeeeeeeeeeeee3 , if i have time kont masakt kl no2ta w 7keet 3anha :)
w ta6beeqan la3aks qa3edet "She would secretly comment that she loves you on your blog" ....
7a7keelak besara7a w bedon secret comment ennak bten7ab, laish el7aky :-)
w by the way "Remember that one time you took off your jacket because she was cold? Yep .. She blogged it"
wallah hai ba3mal blog kamel 3aleha mo bs post hehehehhe :)
Gr8 ideas :D
Two Thumbs Up ...
This were great...
All the ladies that visit her blog, love you
All the men that visit her blog are so jealous of you
All the men that visit her blog hate their wives because she's better
She brags about you all the time
Will she post the best HNT of your last romantic moments...I am off
congratulations ... (sorry for being late) w allah ywafe2kom
Hey where can we send real snail mail wedding cards???
Kinzi!! :D You'll know soon! Yes she's a bloggerette and her mom saw a whole lot of me, more than just my face :)
If you want my address, I can email it to you :) But where are you now? Are you in the US as your IP suggests?
(everytime i read ur name i remember that delicious konafa)
:D
allah ywaf2kum :)
w bdna ne3raf who's she :) ??????
MABROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK :0
shu hay el list man! it is like 2 eight year olds coming up with the list whilst playing The Sims :P
Bas regardless it is so obvious you two are crazy about each other :D God bless! And be looking forward for the flower and baby photos in less than a year inshalla ;)
YUMMMMM I love Konafa :)
Vagueraz
Allah ybarek feeki. You will know soon
Whisperer#1
I'm sure!
Whisperer#2
LOL! You're so chicken!
KJ
yeah :) We are Crazy! :D we decided and went for it in record time!
Hmmm, baby photos!? we'll see about that
Kinzi,
I'll email you. Thanks!
Welcome home I guess :)
سوزان
يا خسارة! ياللا معلش، نيّال جوزك .. بس فعلا راحت علي
نصيييب