AFTER THE FRICKIN JUMP!
May 4, 2008 by Bakkouz
Filed under Editorials
I’m sick and tired of people using the phrase “after the jump” totally inappropriately!
“after the jump” suggests there’s a divider between the introduction and the continuation of the article, usually an Ad of some sort, hence the jump, but when the rest of article is RIGHT THERE and THERE IS NO F***ING JUMP, its really stupid to use that phrase!
Here are examples:
PROPER USE:
blablabla blabla and you can check out the list after the jump.
And now the list:
1- blablabla
2- blablabla
See? Here There is a Jump!!!
BAD USE:
blablabla blabla and you can check out the list after the jump.
And now the list:
1- blablabla
2- blablabla
See? Here There is a NO JUMP!!!
:angry:
And now for something completely different, David Letterman’s Thursday night Top 10 list “Surprising Facts About Barack Obama”… presented by Barack Obama:
sharifo on Sun, 4th May 2008 11:23 am
hmmmm…
it’s nice to know there is something called “after the jump” :whistle:
Naryat on Sun, 4th May 2008 11:24 am
loooooool
u sound a lil angry? (bellah 3aliki naryat!!)
and to ur news, youtue is blocked, i have no flash player, and i cannot download it coz i am not an admin on my PC and the IT dept. here are noooo cooperative at all :biggrin:
Bakkouz on Sun, 4th May 2008 11:50 am
Sharifo: Yalla now you know what it means :biggrin:
Naryat: Yes well, not angry but irritated :tongue:
also, I thought you were on the IT department, aren’t you? :blink:
Naryat on Sun, 4th May 2008 12:01 pm
looooool
la333
walam walan akoon fi yawm men al2ayyam :biggrin:
ana training engineer in Transmission engineering department in Jordan Media City :whistle:
Web Tasarım on Sun, 4th May 2008 6:11 pm
Thanks for the article…
Hani Obaid on Sun, 4th May 2008 7:08 pm
I didn’t know what it meant before either.
Wow I haven’t seen Letterman in maybe 5-6 years. He looks much older, yet somehow Jay Leno looks exactly the same!
Mark on Mon, 5th May 2008 7:55 am
i strongly agree with you
i hate to see those blablabla…. after the jump…lol
Forget about those grandmother story, let make it simple.
Maher on Mon, 5th May 2008 1:16 pm
I know!! some people are just Clueless!
Jano on Wed, 7th May 2008 2:09 am
aish ya3ni madal eshe bel 3alam gher hay el shaghleh? kteer mdaye2tak? lol
anyway, after all these jumps , i did not like the article lol
bet7ot spam comments aa? lol
Photobuch on Wed, 7th May 2008 3:10 pm
Are you more or less angry on it?
Thanks for your post!
Nico@ Sommerkleid on Sat, 10th May 2008 11:18 am
Hey,
nice post, really!
Any more angry? :w00t:
Sommerkleid on Sat, 10th May 2008 11:21 am
Hey, great post *hahaha*
Are you angry any more?? :whistle: :w00t:
Like the video
Bertrand Russell on Mon, 12th May 2008 4:14 pm
Wow! I’ve been an “after the jump” advocate in my web sites for many months. I just didn’t know that that had a name! :whistle:
Get Dental Veneers on Tue, 13th May 2008 7:25 am
Thanks for brining that up, that phrase has really been getting on my nerves. Its surprising because Im usually pissed off about the ads.
jobs on Wed, 21st May 2008 7:20 am
haha~
now i know this idea of using this sentence XD
good day~
condoms on Fri, 23rd May 2008 7:05 am
lol ur just releasing some heat? lol hope you feel alot better now. lol
loans on Sat, 24th May 2008 5:52 pm
wow…
never think of this.
thanks for the info.
good luck mate
Greg from Make Money Online on Tue, 27th May 2008 6:17 am
“After the Jump”… I never new that phrase made people so excited. I will try not to use that phrase in the future intil I understand what it means.
Rasterbator on Tue, 27th May 2008 10:35 pm
That’s great to know “after the jump”
And I can understand your feeling…lol