Very uncomfortable short conversations

I'm picking up my friend from work.

He sits down, looks at the piles of about one thousand papers on the back seat, clothes, books, hard disk, the bunch of Fairuz' CDs under the seat.

"Geez, your car still looks disgusting"
"Yeah...."

Then he noticed a pack of cigarettes and says , "When did you start smoking?"
"I never did"
"So what is this pack of cigarettes doing here?"
"Oh, my friend left it in my car long time ago, but I didn't have the time to clean, you know...."

Then he looks at me, with a serious look on his face, saying .... "Dude, you should get married".

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My friend is lying on my couch. I told him to give me the remote control from under it. He puts his hand below the couch looking for the remote. Whae he found was 3 socks, one spoon and an old forgotten underwear of mine. He still couldn't find the remote control.

He looks at me, disgusted..... saying " I think you should get married"

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I'm in the elevator, a young lab technician goes in, looks at my Bugs Bunny tie.

She smiled and said "So you got this on Father's day?"
"No, I don't have kids"
"Oh no, it's great to have kids"
Sarcastically I replied , "I know , but it's diffiuclt to do it without a woman"
"Then get married" and she smiled again.
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My mother visited me last year.

She took a look at my apartment.

"Hey , you got 2 rooms, a big kitchen..... A big sitting room. Why don't you get married?"