Nezesaussi: A New Zealander, South African & an Australian
June 16th, 2008 Zeid Nasser (Admin)
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Advertising Agency: Fortune Promoseven Dubai, UAE
Creative Director: Marc Lineveldt
Art Director: Shaun Dean Thomas
Copywriter: Neil Walker-Wells
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1. Creative rules | June 16th, 2008 at 11:28 am
An Australian walks into a bar with a pig under his arm.
The bartender asks.”Where did you win that?”
The pig replies. “I won it in a raffle.”
Like the ads will visit the place for sure whenever in Dubai.
I know what SAFFA food would be…probably a Braai or Melipup or Babootee (spelling?)Just out of interest what is aussie and kiwi food? A meat pie and a lamb chop?
2. AbdallaH SumriN | June 16th, 2008 at 11:45 am
i like
3. Mhdbadr | June 16th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Sweet!! but i’m afraid its a bit long… well still sweet!!
4. amre husseini - AKA BITEME | June 17th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Nice…I didnt mind the length of the text at all, it was a good read
5. Gibbo | June 19th, 2008 at 10:08 am
A New Zealander walks into a bar with a sheep under his arm and orders a beer. The barman asks him “are you gonna shear that sheep”.
The kiwi replies “I’m not shearing it with anyone.”
6. Creative Rules | June 19th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
What’s the difference between a tub of yogurt and an australian?
The yogurt has more culture.
7. Gibbo | June 19th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
ZING!!!!!!
Why do birds fly upside over New Zealand?
There’s nothing worth shitting on.
8. Creative Rules | June 19th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Why do Australians screw sheep on the edge of a cliff?
Because the sheep push back harder.
9. Gibbo | June 19th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?
The All Blacks
10. Zeid Nasser (Admin) | June 19th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Well, we’ve got some ‘regional’ rivalry going on here
11. Gibbo | June 19th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
and the classic…..
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
Ventriloquist: “Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?”
New Zealander: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”
Ventriloquist: “Hey dog, how’s it going old mate?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
The New Zealander is shocked!
Ventriloquist: “Is this Kiwi your owner?”
Dog: “Yep.”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
The New Zealander can’t believe his ears!
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
New Zealander: “The horse doesn’t talk.”
Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “No worries.”
The New Zealander’s mouth is agape.
Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?”
Horse: “Yep.”
Ventriloquist: “How’s he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
The New Zealander is TOTALLY amazed!
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
New Zealander: “The sheep’s a liar.”
12. Zeid Nasser (Admin) | June 19th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
13. Che Guerilla | June 30th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
very nice
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